annamarie:

You know how sometimes couples send each other sexy photos when they miss each other? This is what I get instead.

annamarie:

You know how sometimes couples send each other sexy photos when they miss each other? This is what I get instead.

July 23 2014, 12:41 AM   •   108 notes   •   Via: comedysexgod   •   Source: annamarie
ARTIST: The Mountain Goats
TRACK: Fall of the Star High School Running Back
ALBUM: All Hail West Texas
1,045 plays
July 23 2014, 12:41 AM   •   291 notes   •   Via: capnjazzmaster   •   Source: basilsskite
#music  
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reptarcereal:

my dad likes to make fake labels whenever he mails me packages. this is his best one yet 

reptarcereal:

my dad likes to make fake labels whenever he mails me packages. this is his best one yet 

July 22 2014, 11:03 PM   •   11 notes   •   Via: reptarcereal   •   Source: reptarcereal
#s  

ificouldbeheard:

vanehwasreal:

vanehwasreal:

i’ve always scoffed at those “oh my god europe is tiny”-posts but we just took the wrong exit driving back to our cabin and we literally ended up in norway and decided to just stay for dinner so yeah

this just happened AGAIN jesus fucking christ there isn’t even a sign that says welcome to fucking norway you’re just there all of a sudden

I could miss an exit and still stay in my state for another 8 hours.

July 22 2014, 09:45 PM   •   169,767 notes   •   Via: askinnyblackman   •   Source: vanehwasreal
wearethetay:

 me and the homies step up in the club like

wearethetay:

 me and the homies step up in the club like

July 22 2014, 09:39 PM   •   75,154 notes   •   Via: askinnyblackman   •   Source: colouredbills

mewtwoofficial:

I’ll be 80 and still playing pokemon image

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

image

July 22 2014, 09:38 PM   •   79,720 notes   •   Via: askinnyblackman   •   Source: neilcicierega
jayjsupremacy:

themulattokat:

drinkingtheflood:

All my checks will…
bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.

CRYING

Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night. 

jayjsupremacy:

themulattokat:

drinkingtheflood:

All my checks will…

bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.

CRYING

Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night. 

July 22 2014, 09:33 PM   •   101,424 notes   •   Via: askinnyblackman   •   Source: tramampoline
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July 22 2014, 09:32 PM   •   15 notes   •   Via: hemingwayslemonade   •   Source: schaeferhund

x-file:

catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

July 22 2014, 09:32 PM   •   89,074 notes   •   Via: askinnyblackman   •   Source: catazoid
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stability:

sinnersdisguise:

stability:

By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.

stability:

sinnersdisguise:

stability:

By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.

July 22 2014, 09:29 PM   •   181,605 notes   •   Via: askinnyblackman   •   Source: stability