twofingerswhiskey:

the-youngest-gandor-brother:

condiminaj:

kawaiipotatocosplay:

lifesgoingoutofstyle:

bloodandholywater:

snark0lepsy:

The Whitest Kids U’ Know x

I stopped reciting the pledge in the 8th grade and still remember each class i got kicked out of for doing so. (it was four. over the course of 5 years)

I used to always get weirded out when they would make us say the pledge

All you have to do is look like your saying it, but you’re really just moving your lips. Or, you change the words while saying it but says it quietly so you wont get in trouble. That’s what i do to not get detention.

I never even bothered to to learn the pledge, and I have never recited it once in my life. I was born and raised right here on the West Coast, I have never even been outside the United States at 18 years old, and even as a toddler I knew that I didn’t want to make that commitment, or say those words.

it is illegal to force you to stand and say the pledge, teachers cannot do that

finally a show gets this whole pledge shit right

September 21 2014, 11:05 PM   •   75,395 notes   •   Via: twofingerswhiskey   •   Source: snark0lepsy

The Great Console Race from Lifeliketextube on Vimeo.

kineticpsychopathy:

misterrockett:

steveholtvstheuniverse:

i thought the joke would get old and repetitive one minute in but no the entire fuckin thing is gold

Spectacular.

Perfect

September 21 2014, 11:04 PM   •   44,514 notes   •   Via: fuckloadofquiche   •   Source: whitetail-music
heidiblairmontag:

rebekahlynnlove:

fantasticallyweirdshit:

Single serving Comunion

jesus 2 go 

prepackaged and processed for your sins 

heidiblairmontag:

rebekahlynnlove:

fantasticallyweirdshit:

Single serving Comunion

jesus 2 go 

prepackaged and processed for your sins 

September 21 2014, 11:03 PM   •   30,010 notes   •   Via: twofingerswhiskey   •   Source: fantasticallyweirdshit
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revscarecrow:

peachyprivilege:

video game guy

The year of video game guy

revscarecrow:

peachyprivilege:

video game guy

The year of video game guy

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  • Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
  • Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
  • Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
September 21 2014, 10:47 PM   •   111,865 notes   •   Via: askinnyblackman   •   Source: jncos

Be with someone who would drive five hours, just to see you for one.

 - (via nicolezai)
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#s  

fancychansey:

darkohexar:

You know what my favorite thing about the Pokemon TCG is? The attack names:

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And my all-time favorite:

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Hocus pinkus though

September 21 2014, 10:46 PM   •   39,135 notes   •   Via: askinnyblackman   •   Source: darkohexar

eggzakery:

my kink is bein friendly and havin a good time

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a question to the skate board side of tumblr

grinderman2:

grinderman2:

how do you guys get the boards to stick to your feet when you jump?

this post brought 2 types of people out of the woodwork: those who helpfully explained the physics of the skateboard maneuver known as the “ollie,” and those who thought they were really funny for saying “glue” or “magnets”

September 21 2014, 10:44 PM   •   22,290 notes   •   Via: askinnyblackman   •   Source: grinderman2

The tumblr app sure does use a lot of data for something that doesn’t load pictures

September 21 2014, 10:43 PM   •   39,203 notes   •   Via: askinnyblackman   •   Source: shitposter3000
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cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

September 21 2014, 10:41 PM   •   64,903 notes   •   Via: ansari-aziz   •   Source: cyanblur
walkerflexxasranger:

"put ya tiddy in this ginger ale so i can take this picture…"

walkerflexxasranger:

"put ya tiddy in this ginger ale so i can take this picture…"

September 21 2014, 10:40 PM   •   29,764 notes   •   Via: what-is-this-i-dont-even   •   Source: aquaticwonder
#nsfw