inked-virtue:

dxcade:

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE

Literal burn

April 20 2014, 09:12 AM   •   485,278 notes   •   Via: solsticekat   •   Source: rooftoqs

dave-stridesu:

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange

April 20 2014, 09:12 AM   •   226,401 notes   •   Via: solsticekat   •   Source: cashcutie
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There will be lots of jokes made today on this 4/20. Let’s do our best to weed out the bad ones

April 20 2014, 09:11 AM   •   184 notes   •   Via: what-is-this-i-dont-even   •   Source: harrygoboom
p1ants:

"We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented."
The Truman Show, 1998

p1ants:

"We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented."

The Truman Show, 1998

April 20 2014, 09:10 AM   •   23,712 notes   •   Via: what-is-this-i-dont-even   •   Source: paintgod

firelorcl:

you know who’s cute read the first word…. on page 27 of the book to the left most side of the first shelf down the bottom of your local library then follow the clues from there that will lead you on a journey around the world through cities and ancient crypts and mountains until you discover that it’s you who is cute because you found lots of awesome treasure and everyone wants you now

April 20 2014, 09:00 AM   •   184 notes   •   Via: dlubes   •   Source: firelorcl

bewbin:

ewprincess:

bewbin:

What has two thumbs and three arms

what

I don’t know

April 20 2014, 09:00 AM   •   64,387 notes   •   Via: dlubes   •   Source: bewbin
jackiedenardo:

HELLA YEAH

jackiedenardo:

HELLA YEAH

April 20 2014, 08:59 AM   •   3,321 notes   •   Via: dlubes   •   Source: jackiedenardo

gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

April 20 2014, 08:58 AM   •   20,350 notes   •   Via: dlubes   •   Source: hayleu

imadad3:

firstgaydog:

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie

April 20 2014, 08:55 AM   •   17,272 notes   •   Via: dlubes   •   Source: firstgaydog
I need some sex advice. How do I approach a guy and ask him to beep boop my neep noop. Also for him to nittle my bittles. Thak u.
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vesley:

well first of all don’t use that kind of language

April 20 2014, 08:54 AM   •   2,357 notes   •   Via: dlubes   •   Source: vesley
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